My birthday wishlist:

Oh Universe and all you lovely humans in it, please send me the following pronto, or on my 36th birthday on May 24, 2008 at 3:20 PM PST, whichever is more convenient for you, really.
Thank you.

1. One 12 - 16' aluminum fishing boat in excellent shape with a sound, strong motor with very few hours on it and all the bells and whistles required to go out and clobber fish in it.
2. Guitar lessons
3. A parade in my honor with dancing girls, a marching band, floats, confetti, and so on.
4. A barbecue chimney. You know. To make the coals get hot faster.
5. Alexandra Fuller's new book
6. A fishing permit
7. Super foxy yet extremely comfortable shoes. Gold or red.
8. A kitchenaid mixer with attachments.
9. A big tent for family camping trips.
10. A trip to Monterey to play with the whales.
11. A trip to the Channel Islands to play with the whales.
12. A trip to the gulf of Corcovado to play with the whales.
13. A trip to Sri Lanka to play with the whales. And the elephants.
11. The Fanny Farmer cookbook
12. The New York Times cookbook
13. Other good cookbooks.
14. Tickets for two to see the Oregon Symphony with good seats
15. White Bird Dance tickets
16. Gift certificate to Anthropologie. Not clothes as I don't know what number I'll be when I stop shrinking myself.
17. Running shoes from Fit Right Northwest.
18. Great books.
19. Great music.
20. Massages with Sarah Ryan.
21. Hipster sunglasses.
22. New Queen Sized Bed
23. A tea kettle

Boom chacalaca
Amen and Hallelujah.