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I heard this song on the radio on the big island in Hawaii. I usually hate talk radio and most other kinds of radio, too, but even the commercials make me happy in Hawaii. the djs are so stoked to be on the radio and listening to everyone talking pidgen and laughing at everything then playing groovy sing a long songs is just so sweet. i'm pretty sure the djs are stoned out of their gourds based on the fact that everything is funny to them, they keep forgetting what they were going to say and how worked up they get when they are talking about food.

a friend sent me a link to hear the humpback whales singing live in Hawaii. An hour later, I had bought a plane ticket.

Here is that dangerous and expensive link:

http://www.jupiterfoundation.org/new_bw_liveaudio_hawaii.html

I went diving and got to hear their songs pulsing through me every time I held my breath. There are worse things to die for than a whale song pulsing through your body.

We stayed in a soulless hotel full of Japanese tourists called the hapuna prince beach hotel. I take back what I said before about loving all Japanese tourists. I only like the wacky japanese girl kind. not the serious business man kind. i got real interested in what 'resort casual' vs 'resort formal' attire looks like and got off on scoring as much free neutrogena shampoo and conditioner as possible. then i went on a tour of the fancy hotel next door and felt real ghetto. they serve l'occitane products at the mauna kea.

after I stole all of the cutlery and 10% real kona coffee I could find (much to Joseph's embarrassment),
we got our 5* botox look on.

5* botox look

The next day, I decided it was also time for some new makeout pictures.

makeout session 2009

 

Joseph was so serious when I first met him.

 

Look at what has become of him.

He has been badly infected.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

shame about how my camera turns everything pink

 

 

 

i do abuse it like noone's business.

 

but still.

 

i got busted looking at the camera instead of kissing joseph for real.

 

my birthday party this year is going to be at out n about treehouses. If I didn't remember to invite you, or I don't know you, you should crash it! May 22 - 25.

 

I am having a parade for my birthday. It's something I've always wanted.

Parade's on the 24th. Bring enough glitter and wigs for yourself and a friend.

 

 

 

 

 

Joseph used to have a pretty good tarzan yell when he was a puppy. it's still pretty good.

now you try!

 

Old Chaos
November 2008
I beg you to vote
I show you cool pictures of Obama looking all fierce and saintly
January 2009
Christmas in Philly Recap
Flickr Stream Link
 

October 2008
Open Studios Announcement

September 2008
10 Practical Tips for Not Losing It When Faced with Republicans, the Undecided and/or Apathetic
And other stuff
August 2008
I eat everything.
Fancy Vacation Report
Flower Picking Problems

July 2008
Farting Around
Humpbacks
Dancing Men
Wishlist
Book Advice

 

May 2008
Birthday excitement
I come out of the closet as a church goer
Tiger, elephant and monkey pictures

February 2008
Breathing is good stuff
etc.

Fall 2007
Please stand by while I contemplate my navel
Meanwhile, here are some words and images from the wall of happy to keep you entertained.

Birthday Report 2007
All Growed Up
Identical Twin Dentists
Whale Pictures
Readings
Birthday Expeditions
June 2006
Bo Sho
Polygamy Schedule
Whale Pics
David Byrne Radio

Birthday 2006
Tulips
Best Birthday Cake Ever
Spring Fever

 

March 2006
Ramona Quimby lives here
I want a house
Code Monkey Life
Whales
February 2006
The K List:
Dolphins
Interconnectedness of Everything
Joseph's Ear
Beer at McDonald's in Paris
Earthlights from outer space
Snail Porn
Lumina Maria
Becky's Bunnymen
January 2006
Tinguely
3rd world dogs
Pageboy haircuts in the jungle
Flamingos
Square Watermelons
Dirty friends
Purple dogs
Prego Brides
Holding beating fish hearts
Wheatpaste art